you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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