halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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