its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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