C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
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