Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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