what if I'm pregnant?
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you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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