super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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