It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i drank out of a bidet.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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