Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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