My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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