And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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