Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
