it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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