I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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