I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
the day after is always just damage control
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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