4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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