I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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