No, you can still breathe under the balls.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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