the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I deserve this hangover.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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