Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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