did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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