Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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