I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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