Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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