I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
