On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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