she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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