Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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