I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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