I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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