love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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