We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Randomize
