DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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