Banned from zoo.
Again?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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