How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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