Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
vagina is talking i cant
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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