i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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