Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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