let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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