Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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