Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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