she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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