we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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