I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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