Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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