my phone needs a breathalizer
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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