I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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