New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Boobs are out for the taking
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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