Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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