so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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