How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
