Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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