either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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