I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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