i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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