im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
why does every cop we meet know your name?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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